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Original Title:	Nightlight: A Parody
ISBN:	0307476103 (ISBN13: 9780307476104)
Edition Language:	English
Series:	Lampoon Parodies

Nightlight: A Parody (Lampoon Parodies)

The Harvard Lampoon

Paperback | Pages: 154 pages

Rating: 3.08 | 9760 Users | 1664 Reviews

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Title	:	Nightlight: A Parody (Lampoon Parodies)
Author	:	The Harvard Lampoon
Book Format	:	Paperback
Book Edition	:	Deluxe Edition
Pages	:	Pages: 154 pages
Published	:	November 3rd 2009 by Vintage (first published 2009)
Categories	:	Humor. Young Adult. Paranormal. Vampires. Fantasy. Fiction. Romance

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About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him--which I assumed was wildly out of his control--that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me. And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight. Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive? Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.

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So, a Twilight parody? Should be funny, right? And it was funny...just not as funny as I thought it would be. A good parody is supposed to be ridiculous, and this certainly was, but at times I just didn't get the stupidity. Still, worth reading if you are a Twilight fan who is willing to laugh a little at the series.Some of my favorite quotes:"About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him -- which I assumed

This book was probably written by a bunch of drunk Lampoon employees at 2am. Then again, the book it's parodying reads like it was written in about 45 minutes by an unpopular 16-year-old girl who is dying to be part of the 'cool' crowd, so I suppose the authors got it bang-on with Nightlight.The reviews here panning this book make me laugh. Well, Twitheads in general make me laugh. Anyway, this book is suppose to be bad. It's suppose to make you groan and roll your eyes as you read it. You know

This was a Christmas gift from my brother. He bought it for me because he couldnt remember which of those Twilight books you had already. So sweet. And its a fitting gift from someone who only watches comedy and whose favorite TV show is SNL. Nightlight is a parodyyou guessed it of the first book in the Twilight series. It stars Belle Goose, who wants to be turned and convinces herself that Edwart Mullen is actually a vampire who is thirsting for her blood and refuses to believe him when he

Utter shite to put it bluntly. I could write something funnier. Here is an example of the side-splitting humour...She had brown bushy hair in a ponytail that was more like a squirrel tail in the context of her beady squirrel eyes.I thought I recognised her from somewhere, but I couldn't place it. 'Hi.' she said. 'I think I'm in all your classes.'So that's why I recognised her. She reminded me of a squirrel I hung out with in Phoenix.'Well har de har, excuse me while I piss myself with laughter.

If you are a true "Twilight Saga" fan, then this book you will definitely add to your personal bookshelf.Pros: With my weird sense of humor, I found this book to be absolutely comical. I laughed practically every other line, due to it's non-sensical-ness of the whole thing. This book displays some pretty funny truths of the "Twilight Saga", and in such a manner you can't do anything but agree. Fortunately, there IS some character development later in the book, and in the last chapter or so it

I love how people try to justify their bad reviews for this book by continuously stating that they do not like Twilight and that they are in fact true lovers of a parody. I really liked this book. But anything that takes piss out of this universal tragedy is a win. Some of the reviews here stated that the parody was 'too exaggerated,' 'overly obvious' etc. but I found it to be delightfully subtle; where minor details or single words effectively pinpoint the craptastic wonder of smeyer. There